Capital Journey: Locked Hearts

Capital Journey: Locked Hearts
Topic Started: Jun 24 2009, 05:00 PM (53 Views)
Post #1 Jun 24 2009, 05:00 PM	PikaMario
CAUTION: WEAR WII STRAP AT ALL TIMES. FOR SAFETY REASONS, KEEP SPACE BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS. FOR MORE INFORMATION, GO TO WWW.NINTENDO.COM. ESRB NOTICE: DON'T LISTEN TO THEM. YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON. LOADING, PLEASE WAIT. IN THE BOOK OF TALES, THE HISTORY OF THE WOULD ITSELF, WE SEE THAT WE LEARN AND GROW AS MANKIND EVOLVES. YET, WE FIND ONE THAT HAS BEEN FORGOTTEN, SHOWING US THERE IS STILL ONE MORE EVOLUTION. THE FOLLOWING STORY WILL FEATURE A WHOLE NEW WORLD, BEYOND WHAT YOUR MIND CAN GRASP. STORIES HAVE BEEN TOLD BY WORD OF MOUTH. STILL OTHERS ARE WRITTEN BY PEN AND PAPER. BUT NONE ARE TOLD AS THE SAME WAY AS WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS. IT IS A STORY ABOUT LOVE. IT IS A STORY ABOUT FRIENDSHIP. IT IS A STORY ABOUT A PERSON. IT IS A STORY ABOUT YOU. IT IS A STORY ABOUT ME. IT IS A STORY ABOUT THE THINGS YOUR KINDERGARDEN TEACHER WANTED TO TEACH YOU. IT IS A STORY ABOUT A PERSON.....NAMED CAPS LOCK. CAPITAL JOURNEY: LOCKED HEARTS PRESS START -------------------------- \|\| PROLOUGE \|\| THERE IS A MEMORY CARD IN SLOT A. WOULD YOU LIKE TO USE IT? YES. MAKING DATA, PLEASE WAIT. ERROR 21593, COULD NOT CONNECT TO THE INTERNET. PLEASE GO TO NINTENDO.COM FOR MORE INFORMATION. TRY AGAIN? YES. MAKING DATA, PLEASE WAIT. YOU ARE NOW CONNECTED TO THE NINTENDO WFC. START FILE 1? NO. COPY DATA. THERE IS NO DATA TO COPY. ERASE DATA. ERASE FILE 1? YES. THERE IS NO DATA TO ERASE. NUMBNUTS. MINI-GAMES. CONNECT OT THE INTERNET? YES. CONNECTING, PLEASE WAIT... ERROR 32433, COULD NOT CONNECT TO THE INTERNET. PLEASE GO TO NINTENDO.COM FOR MORE INFOMATION. TRY AGAIN? YES. CONNECTING, PLEASE WAIT... YOU ARE NOW CONNECTED. YOU HAVE NOT UNLOCKED THIS FEATURE YET. NOW DISCONNECTING FROM NINTENDO WFC... YOU HAVE BEEN DISCONNECTED. START FILE 1? NO. START FILE 2? YES. \|\| END CHAPTER \|\| ------------------------- \|\| POSTPROLOUGE \|\| CAPS LOCK IS 16 YEARS OLD AND VERY GREY. HE KNOWS LOTS OF PEOPLE BECAUSE OF HIS LARGER-THAN-NORMAL SIZE. HE ALWAYS WORE HIS NAME "CAPS LOCK" BECAUSE HE WANTED PEOPLE TO KNOW HIS NAME. CAPS LOCK WAS WASHING THE DISHES AFTER DINNER WITH HIS HANDS. HE LIKED TO BE CLEAN BECAUSE THEN HE WOULDN'T BE DIRTY; THAT'S A BAD THING. WITH ONE PLATE LEFT, HE HEARD A SUDDEN SOUND. FROM HIS MOM. MOM: BLARGLEFRAGGLE! CAPS LOCK: MOMMY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! HIS MOTHER WAS PRONOUNCED DEAD AFTERWARDS. CAPS LOCK WAS SAD AND TIRED. SO HE WENT TO BED. THE NEXT MORNING, HE GOT THE POLICE, WHO TOLD HIM THAT HE WOULD HAVE TO COME WITH THEM OR ELSE THEY WOULD GIVE HIM A TICKET. CAPS LOCK DIDN'T LIKE BREAKING THE LAW. CAPS LOCK WAS A GOOD PERSON WHO WANTED TO GO TO COLLAGE SOMEDAY. HE LIKES CATS AND PUPPIES, BUT NOT DOGS. THE POLICE TOOK HIM TO COURT. THE JUDGE TALKED TO HIM. AND HIS LAWLER DID STUFF. LAWLER: CAPS LOCK IS INNOCENT. HE IS A NICE PERSON. PROCEQUTER: OBJECTION. I FOUND THIS HAT OF HIS AT THE CRIME SCENE. JUDGE: HOW F*ING AMAZING. CROWD: OOOOOOOOOO! LAWLER: BUT I GOT PROOF THAT THIS IS NOT HIS HAT. EAT THIS! PROCEQUTER: UGH! CROWD: OOOOOOOOOOO! JUDGE: YOU ARE A SMART PEOPLE. CAPS LOCK: YAY! WE ARE WINNING! THIS WENT ON FOR SOME TIME, AND THE LAWLER DID SOME GREAT THINGS. HOWEVER, THEN IS WAS ALMOST OVER. CAPS LOCK: NOW THERE IS NO WAY I COULD BE THE KILLER. LAWLER: I SAY WE WIN. JUDGE: ACTUALLY, IT'S TIME TO GO. LAWLER: MEH? JUDGE: MY TUMMY IS RUMBLING. TIME TO LEAVE. PROCEQUTER: YAY, THAT MEANS I WIN! LAWLER: HOLD IT! THERE IS A DRAMATIC FLASH EVERYWHERE. LAWLER: WTF MAN? JUDGE: OH OK. PROCEQUTER: NOW LAWLER, TELL ME THIS. DO YOU HAVE ANY PROOF THAT CAPS LOCK IS A LOCKER? JUDGE: YES YES. TELL US THAT. AND IF YOU DON'T GET IT RIGHT, I WILL MAKE HIM SO EXTREMELY GUILTY IN ONE FING SHOT. LAWLER: WHY? JUDGE: GIMME PROOF THAT CAPS LOCK IS A LOCKER. CAPS LOCK: WHY DOES THAT MATTER? I'M NOT A- JUDGE: SO YOU ADMIT IT. YOU LOSE. CAPS LOCK AND LAWLER: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF CAPS LOCK WAS SAD. THIS IS WHAT REALLY HAPPENED. I AM NOT KIDDING. JUDGE: IT'S COMPLETELY REAL THAT CAPS LOCK IS EXTREMELY GUILTY. I SENTANCE YOU TO BE BANNISHED FROM THIS WORLD. CAPS LOCK: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- THE MOMENT THOSE WORDS WERE SAID, CAPS LOCK DISAPPEARED FROM HIS WORLD. A WHITE ABYSS WAS ALL HE SAW. (TO BE CONTINUED) \|\| END CHAPTER \|\| ---------------------------- \| CHAPTER 1: NEW WORLD \| CAPS LOCK: OUCH! THAT HURT BECAUSE I FELL A FEW FEET ON MY BACK. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. THE ABYSS THAT WAS THERE BEFORE WAS NO LONGER THERE. NOW THERE WAS AN ACTUAL WORLD THAT HE SAW. THIS WORLD WAS A LOT DIFFERENT FROM THE ONE HE WAS IN BEFORE THE ABYSS HAPPENED. THE REASON WHY THIS WORLD WAS DIFFERENT WAS BECAUSE OF A LOT OF THINGS. THIS WORLD HAD AIR, AND TREES, AND TOWELS! CAPS LOCK: HOW STRANGE. THIS WORLD HAS AIR, AND TREES, AND TOWELS! I WONDER WHAT I AM DOING HERE? THE PLACE LOOKED NICE. CAPS LOCK: WHY WOULD THE JUDGE SEND ME HERE IF I WAS A MURDERER? IN WHICH I AM NOT. I AM A GOOD PERSON. I HAVE GOOD FRIENDS TOO, THEY ARE....OH... CAPS LOCK REALIZED SOMETHING. THIS WORLD WAS NOT THE WORLD HE WAS FROM. BECAUSE OF THAT, NONE OF HIS FRIENDS ARE HERE. HE WAS ALONE, WITH NO ONE TO TALK TO. (PLEASE PLACE TEARS HERE) SUDDENLY, CAPS LOCK SAW SOMETHING IN THE DISTANCE. IT WAS A PLOT DEVICE. CAPS LOCK THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO GO OVER THERE BECAUSE HE WAS LONELY. IT COULD BE A FRIEND. SUDDENLY, CAPS LOCK FELT SOME THING GRAB HIM. IT WAS GRASSES. THE GRASSES WAS ATTACKING CAPS LOCK! GRASSES: WE ARE GOING TO GIVE YOUR TOES CANCER! SUDDENLY, CAPS LOCK REMEMBERED WHAT CANCER WAS. HE LEARNED IT IN HEALTH CLASS BACK AT SCHOOL. IT WAS WHEN A PART OF YOUR BODY GROWS TOO MUCH AND KEEPS GROWING. WHILE GROWING IS A GOOD THING, WHEN A PART OF YOUR BODY GROWS TOO MUCH, YOU CAN DIE FROM IT. CAPS LOCK: AHHHH! NOOOO! PLEASE LET GO OF ME! PLEASE! THE GRASSES WOULD NOT LET GO BECAUSE THEY BAD GUYS. BAD GUYS DON'T WASH AND THEY DON'T CARE IF YOU SAY PLEASE. IT SEEMED LIKE CAPS LOCK WAS GOING TO HAVE TOE CANCER AND DIE FROM IT. SUDDENLY, NEW PEROSN APPEAR. PEROSN: YAAAAAAAAAA1 SUDDENLY, THE NEW PEROSN ATTACKED THE GRASSES. THE GRASSES WERE SO HURT AND SAD THEY THEY RAN AWAY. CAPS LOCK SAW THE PEROSN IN FRONT OF HIM. IT WAS SOMEONE THAT LOOKED LIKE HIM, ONLY LARGER! THE PEROSN LOOKED AT HIM. CAPS LOCK LOOKED AT THE PEROSN. THE PEROSN SAID THIS. PEROSN: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED A FRIEND! CAPS LOCK: YES! I DO ! I DO NEED A FRIEND! THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME! YOU ARE A VERY HEROIC PERSON. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? MINE IS CAPS LOCK. SHIFT: MY NAME IS SHIFT. WHAT'S YOURS? CAPS LOCK: MY NAME IS CAPS LOCK. SHIFT: HI CAPS LOCK! MY NAME IS SHIFT. ARE YOU NEW HERE? CAPS LOCK: YES I AM! I WAS BANISHED FROM MY WORLD BECAUSE PEEPLE THOUGHT I KILLED MY MOM. SO THEN I WAS SENT HERE BECAUSE OF THAT. SHIFT: IS THAT RIGHT? WELL ,IF YOU ARE NEW HERE, WE WILL HAVE TO TEACH YOU SOMETHING. FIRST, THERE'S A LOT OF MONSTERS ON []. CAPS LOCK: []? SHIFT: THAT'S THE NAME OF THIS WORLD. [] ISN'T A VERY SAVE PLACE AFTER THE EVIL WIZARD CAST A SPELL ON THIS LAND. YOU'LL NEED TO LEARN HOW TO FIGHT. FOLLOW ME! CAPS LOCK WAS LEAD BY THE NEW GOOD GUY. IT SEEMED TO TAKE DAYS BEFORE THEY GOT TO WHERE SHIFT WANTED TO GO. BUT IN REAL, IT ONLY TOOK 1 MINUTES. SHIFT: HERE WE ARE! LOOK AT THOSE EMPTY WATER BOTTLES OVER THERE. THE WATER BOTTLES LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE SLEEPING. BUT THEY STILL DIDN'T LOOK FRIENDLY. CAPS LOCK WAS SCARED. CAPS LOCK: I WON'T WANNA GO NEAR THEM. SHIFT: JUST FIGHT ONE. I'LL BE BY YOUR SIDE AND TELL YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW. BATTLE START! SHIFT: OK, I'LL TELL YOU THE FIRST THINGS YOU NEED TO KNO- SCRATCH BUZZ FLICKER FLICKER SCREECH* SHIFT: AND THAT SHOULD BE ALL THE THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW. NOW LETS TRY IT! SHIFT: PRESS B TO PAT YOUR PARTNER ON THE BACK! SHIFT: B PAT PAT CAPS LOCK: HOW VERY NICE OF YOU! SHIFT: AS YOU SEE, YOU ARE NOW STRONGER THAN NORMAL DUE TO THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP. NOW YOU TRY TO ATTACK1 PRESS A! CAPS LOCK: A! CAPS LOCK SPARKS IN PLACE, DOES 1 DAMAGE TO THE BOTTLE SHIFT: EH HEH! THAT'S HOW IT GOES! NOW, TO AVOID ENEMY ATTACKS, PRESS Y! BOTTLE: GRR! I'M GOING TO HURT YOU REALLY BAD! CAPS LOCK: Y! CAPS LOCK JUMPS OUT OF THE ATTACK'S WAY SHIFT: YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT THIS! NOW LET ME ATTACK! A! BOTTLE: HURG! DIES SHIFT: YOU DID IT! END BATTLE SHIFT: NOW YOU SEE HOW TO FIGHT! CAPS LOCK: WOW! THAT IS COOL! I WANNA DO THAT MORE! CAPS LOCK THEN REMEMBERED THE PLOT DEVICE HE SAW. CAPS LOCK: HEY SHIFT! I SAW A PLOT DEVICE A MINUTE AGO WHEN I WAS BEING ATTACKED BY THAT GRASS. SHIFT: YOU DID? ARE YOU SURE IT WASN'T A TRICK? CAPS LOCK: I'M NOT RETARDED, NUMBNUTS. STUPID, MAN. SHIFT: OK OK, LET'S GO BACK. THE GRASSES WOULD BE GONE BY NOW. THEY WENT. SHIFT: WHATDAYAKNOW? THERE IS A PLOT DEVICE OVER THERE! CAPS LOCK: LET'S GET IT! CAPS LOCK DIVED FOR THE PLOT DEVICE. FINALLY, HE IDENTIFYED WHAT IT WAS. IT WAS JIMMY JOHNS. BIG BLACK GUY IN A SKI MASK: WHO ORDERED JIMMY JOHNS? THE BIG BLACK GUY THEN WENT CROSS EYED AND DIED. SHIFT'S EYES LITE UP. SHIFT: THAT'S IT! THAT'S ONE OF THE KEYS TO THE LOCKED HEARTS! CAPS LOCK: THIS DELICIOUS BLT IS A KEY? SHIFT: YES! IT'S THE KEY TO ONE OF THE DOORS FROM WHERE THE ANTI-MONSTERS ARE LOCKED BEHIND. ALSO CALLED HEARTS. CAPS LOCK WAS CONFUSED. CAPS LOCK: SO THE ANTI-MONSTERS CAN GET RID OF ALL THE MONSTERS LIKE THE ONES WE SAW, BUT THE EVIL WIZARD LOCKED THE ANTI-MONSTERS BEHIND SOME DOORS. SO THIS BLT CAN UNLOCK ONE OF THE DOORS, BUT IN ORDER TO REALLY GET RID OF THE MONSTERS, WE GOTTA GET RID OF THE WIZARD. HOWEVER, THE MONSTERS GIVE HIM POWER, SO WE GOTTA RELEASE ALL THE DOORS TO WEAKEN HIM? SHIFT: H-HOW DID YOU KNOW ALL OF THAT? CAPS LOCK: I....DON'T...KNOW...... SHIFT: ...... CAPS LOCK: ..... SHIFT: IT'S LATE, LET'S GO TO BED, MY NEW FRIEND CAPS LOCK: OK...NEW FRIEND! THEY HAD A HUG, AND WENT TO BED. \| END CHAPTER \| ------------------------- \| CHAPTER 2: THE STRANGE PEOPLE \| CAPS LOCK WOKE UP. HE SAW THAT HIS FRIEND WAS ALREADY UP FROM SLEEP LAND. SHIFT LOOKED AT THE SUN. CAPS LOCK: OH GOOD MORNING SHIFT. HOW ARE YOU? I AM FINE. SHIFT: I AM DOING WELL. CAPS LOCK: WHY ARE YOU STAREING AT THE SUN? SHIFT: IT REMINDS ME OF MY FRIENDS. CAPS LOCK: YOUR FRIENDS? SHIFT: YES. MY FRIENDS WERE FRIENDLY. THEY WOULD ALWAYS SAY SOMETHING TO ME WHEN THEY WANTED ME TO THINK ABOUT THEM. CAPS LOCK: WHAT IS THAT? SHIFT: THEY TOLD ME TO "LOOK TOWARD THE SUN". CAPS LOCK LOOKED AT THE SUN. CAPS LOCK: IT....IT HURTS.... SHIFT: I KNOW... THE SUN GOT BRIGHTER DUE TO BRIGHTNESS OF MORNING. CAPS LOCK: IT HURTS....I WANNA STOP. SHIFT: WHY DO I... OH MY GOD GUYS. ITS PRETTY DAMNED BRIGHT NOW. CAPS LOCK: OW! SHIFT: I WANT TO DIE. CAPS LOCK: SO ANYWAY, WHERE IS THE NEXT KEY? SHIFT: OH, THAT'S IN THE HAPPY HAPPY MEADOWS. CAPS LOCK: SOUNDS VERY "FIRST LEVELISH" THEY MAKE A JOLLY LAUGH. SHIFT: LETS GO THAR NOW SO WE CAN GET THERE. CAPS LOCK JUMPS OFF A GROUND AND RAN TOWARD THE HAPPY HAPPY MEADOWS. SHIFT WAS ONLY A LITTLE BEHIND. BEFORE THEY KNOW IT ,THERE WAS THERE. SHIFT: HERE WE ARE. CAPS LOCK: WOW, EVERYTHIGN LOOKS SO HAPPY. SHIFT: HAPPY HAPPY MEADOWS HAS HAPPY AIR, WHICH MAKES THE MEADOWS HAPPY. CAPS LOCK: OK, NOW LETS GO TO THE KEY THING. SHIFT: WAIT CAPS LOCK! BUT CAPS LOCK KEPT RUNNING. THIS IS GOING TO TRIGGER A PLOT DEVICE. AS WRITTEN IN RULE #4343 IN VIDEA GAEMS (RULE #4343: IF ANY GAME GOES OUT OF ITS WAY TO MAKE A SCENE SHOWING A UNIMPORTANT ACT SUCH AS RUNNING OR TALKING TO SELF, IT WILL TRIGGER A PLOT DEVICE.) CAPS LOCK RAN INTO SOMEONE. TWO PEOPLE ACTUALLY. WEARING STRANGE ROBES. CAPS LOCK: OUCH! ?1: COUGH. CAPS LOCK: OH I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. MY NAME IS CAPS LOCK. ?1: OH, IS THAT SO? ?2: HM, YES, HIS NAME IS CAPS LOCK. CAPS LOCK: I LIKE FRIENDS. ARE OYU THE MAYOOR OF THIS TOWN. ?1: OH.....FUFUFUFU YES WE ARE. ?2: YES FUFUFUFU WE ARE FUFUFUFU MAROES OF THIS TOWN. ?1: WE CONTROL THIS TOWN FUFUFUFUFUFF..BECAUSE WE ARE MEYORSS CAPS LOCK: WOOOOOOOW I'VE NEVER MET A MARROY BEFORE. WHAT IT LIKE BEING A MAYRJGNREGGNDSFVBNFBNBN? ?2: OH, YOU GET LOTS OF POWER FUFUFUFUFU ?1: YES LOTS. FUFUFUFU. NOW WE HAVE TO LEAVE. CAPS LOCK: OK BYE. THE TWO LEFT. SHIFT: YOU AS TO BE MORE CARFUL. CAPS LOCK: YES MOMMY. HEHEHE. SHIFT SLAPPED CAPS LOCK WITH HIS HAND. SHIFT: I GOTTA...HAND IT TO YA. YOU KNOW HOW TO GET ON MY NERVES SOMETIMES. JUST THEN, THERE WAS SCREAM SOUND HEARD BY MEADOW PEOPLE. ???: HEEEEEELP! AHHHHH! JUST THEN, DRAGON FLEW OVER TOWN LIKE A AIRPLANE. DRAGON WAS NOT HAPPY, EVEN THOUGH AIR WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY. IN HIS HAND HE HOLD PRINCESS OF TOWN. SHIFT: OH NO! THAT DRAGON IS TAKING HER TO THE CASTLE, WHICH JUST HAPPENS TO BE THE EXACT SAME SPOT WHERE THE NEXT KEY IS. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT THAT KEY AND THE PRINCESS SHOULD BE IN THE SAME ROOM; AT THE TOP OF THE TOWER! ALSO, I'M THIRSTY. I WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK. I'M GOING TO DRINK THIS BOTTLE OF WATER. GLUG GLUG GLUG AH THAT TASTED GOOD. WE GOT TO GET TO THE CASTLE. CAPS LOCK: NOW ONLY THAT, WE GOTTA FIND THE PRINCESS. SHIFT: AND YOU-AND YOU-AND YOU- CAPS LOCK: IFIFIFIFIFIFIFIFIFIFIF SHIFT: FUNNY MOTIONS WITH BACKGROUND MUSIC. CAPS LOCK: WOW WHAT ARE ALL THOSE FACES? SHIFT: THESE ARE THE HEADS, CAPS LOCK: LETS GET OVER TO THAT CASTLE. SO THEY WENT TO THE CASTLE. THE CASTLE LOOKED EVIL AND IT JUST STARED THUNDERING AND THE SMOKE SOUNDED TERRIBLE. CAPS LOCK: OH NO! THE DOOR IS SEALED SHUT. SHIFT: THERE HAS TO BE A BUTTON THAT OPENS IT. CAPS LOCK: I JUST SHAKEN A NEARBY BUSH AND FOUND IT. CAPS LOCK PRESSED THE BUTTON AND THE DOOR OPENED WELL. SHIFT: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT.... CAPS LOCK: WHAT'S WRONG? SHIFT: WHY WOULD THE DRAGON JUST LEAVE A BUTTON RIGHT OUT HIS DOOR? I KNOW THIS IS THE FIRST LEVEL BUT GEEZ. CAPS LOCK: IT'S BECAUSE THAT GUY DID IT. CAPS LOCK POINTED AT THE SKY AND HE SAW PERSON. PIKA_MARIO: HI. CAPS LOCK: HE MADE IT EASY BECAUSE THIS IS FIRST LEVEL. SHIFT: BUT THAT'S STUPID. THAT MAKES IT TOO EASY. THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE. CAPS LOCK: ALL FIRST LEVELS HAVE STUFF LIKE TIHS. SHIFT: WELL, GUESS WHAT? PUTTING THE AUTHOR IN THE FANFIC IS NOT ONLY NOT FUNNY, BUT IT'S ALSO CLICHE. PIKA_MARIO: :< CAPS LOCK: THIS FANFIC PRETTY MUCH STOPPED BEING ORIGINAL AND FUNNY AFTER THE CD-I PART. SHIFT: NOW YOU'RE NOT FUNNY! CAPS LOCK: WHHHAAAAAAT? SHIFT: TALKING AND BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL IS CLICHE AND NOT FUNNY. CAPS LOCK: WELL TALKING ABOUT TALKING ABOUT THE FOURTH WALL ISN'T FUNNY. SHIFT: SEE?! YOU ARE TRYING TO HARD TO MAKE FUNNIES NOW. CAPS LOCK: SO....READERS ARE GOING TO STOP READING THIS? SHIFT: BECAUSE WE KEEP TALKING ABOUT THIS, YES. CAPS LOCK: NO WAIT! WE ARE STILL FUNNY! COME BACK! SHIFT: NOOOO! NOW THAT WE ARE TALKING TO THE READER, THIS FANFIC IS IN CRISIS MODE. CAPS LOCK: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIFT: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! CAPS LOCK:AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! SHIFT:AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAPS LOCK:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! SHIFT:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! THEY HAD A HUG, AND WENT TO BED. \| END CHAPTER \| ------------------------- \|\| CHAPTER 3: THE CASTLE OF EVIL \|\| AS THE EVIL DOORS OPENED TO THE EVIL CASTLE THEY FELT A EVIL PRESENTS IN THE CASTLE. CAPS LOCK: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SOMETHING THIS CREPPY? SHIFT: HOLD ON A SECOND, CAPS LOCK. I NEED TO PUT MY BRAIN BACK INTO MY SKULL. AFTER HEARING THIS, CAPS LOCK WONDERED SOMETHING. THE TWO OF THEM ARE JUST BUTTONS YOU SEE ON A KEYBOARD WITH NO REAL ORGANS OR BODY PARTS. HOW DOES SHIFT HAVE A BRAIN, AND HOW CAN THEY EVEN TALK? WHAT PURPOSE DO THEY HAVE? HOW IS CAPS LOCK EVEN THINKING? CAPS LOCK:EHHHHHH…. SHIFT WENT ON BY AND JUMPED TO THE NEXT DOOR, WHICH HAD HUNDREDS AFTER HUNDREDS AFTER HUNDREDS AFTER HUNDREDS AFTER HUNDREDS AFTER HUNDREDS OF DEAD BODIES. IT SUCKED BECAUSE DEAD THINGS USUALLY HAVE GERMS ON THEM AND THEY SMELL BAD TOO. CAPS LOCK: WHY ARE THERE DEAD PEOPLE? SHIFT: BECAUSE THEY DIED. CAPS LOCK: OHHHH…. AS THEY JUMPED OVER DEAD PEOPLES, THEY’R SEE MORE DOORS. AS THEY OPENED MORE DORRS, THEY SAW MORE DEAD PEOPLES. CAPS LOCK STARTED GETTING VERY SCARED. CAPS LOCK: V-V-V-V-V I’M SCARED… SHIFT: DON’T WORRY CAPS LOCK. I’M HERE. WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. JUST BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP. IT IS POWERFUL. CAPS LOCK: BELIEVE…..BELIEVE…. CAPS LOCK LOOKED AROUND. THERE APPEARED TO BE NO OTHER POWERS TWO BELIEVE IN, SO THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP LOOKED GOOD. BESIDES, HE WAS WITH SHIFT, HIS BEST FRIEND WHO HATED HIM SOMETIMES. THEY HAD A LOT OF POWER TOO. JUST THEN, CAPS LOCK HEAR A TALK FOR HELP. ???: HEEEEEELP! HEEEEEEELP! CAPS LOCK: SHIFT! I HEAR SOMEONE TALKING FOR HEWLP! SHIFT: ITS TE PRINCESS! WE MUST RUN TO HER! CAPS LOCK AND SHIFT RAN UP STAIRS THAT WENT UP IN A CIRCLY WAY. IT LOOKED SILLY BUT IT WASN’T BECAUSE PRINCESS NEEDED TO BE SAVED. AFTER A WHILE, THEY GOT TO WHERE THE PRINCESS WAS CRYING. ???: OH BOO BOO HOO BOO HOO…..WHY AM I CAPTURED? THE DRAGON IS EVIL. CAPS LOCK: PRINCESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! SHIFT: BREAKS DOWN DOOR. ???: OH MY HEROS! YOU HAVE COME TO RESCUE ME! HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YOU? SHIFT: NOWS NOTS THES TIMES! WE MUST SAVE YOU BEFORE THE UNHAPPY DRAGON COMES UP. CAPS LOCK: YES, BUT HOW DO WE FREE HER FROM THIS CAGE? IT’S VERY METALLY AND I NEVER BROKE METAL BEFORE. SHIFT: I…..I DON’T KNOW…. CAPS LOCK:……UH….. ???: ………:< EVERYONE SAT DOWN AND THOUGHT OF HOW TO BREAK THE CAGE DOWN. THEY THOUGHT AND THEY THOUGHT AND THEY THOUGHT. IT TOOK ALMOST 30 MINS OF THINKING TIME. THEY TALKED. CAPS LOCK: AND I DON’T THINK THE BIBLE PROVED ANYTHING. FOR ALL WE KNOW IT COULD HAVE JUST BEEN A REALLY GOOD STORYBOOK LIKE POH NO KEY OH. SHIFT: BUT THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE FLOOD? ALMOST EVERY RELIGION TELLS ABOUT THE ARK OF NOAH. ???: ONCE AGAIN, IT COULD OF JUST BEEN A REALLY GOOD STORY EVERYONE WANTED TO PICK UP ON. CAPS LOCK: AND IF ADAM AND EVE ARE REAL, WHY IS THERE DINOSAUR BONES? THERE HAS BEEN NO RECORD OF ANY DINOSAUR BEING CREATED IN THE BIBLE. AND, WHILE THERE WERE HUMANS BACK THEN, WHY ARE ADAM AND EVE ALWAYS TOLD TO LOOK LIKE COMPLETELY NORMAL HUMANS OF TODAY, WHEN WE HAVE EVIDENCE THAT HUMANS WERE ONCE SOMEWHAT MONKIFIED? SHIFT: IT COULD HAVE BEEN AN ERROR IN TRANSLATION. ???: THAT DOESN’T SEEM LIKELY…. SHIFT:…WELL….THE BANANA DISPROVES ALL OF THEM? ???: THE BANANA? SHIFT: HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE BANANA THEN? IT’S THE PERFECT FRUIT FOR HUMANS. IT FORMS AROUND THE HAND AND CURVES FOR EASY HOLDING, NOT TO MENCION THAT IT HAS RIDGES TO HOLD ON TOO. THE HUMAN CAN JUST PEEL THE BANANA EASILY WITHOUT GETTING CRAP ALL OVER THE PLACE. BANANAS ARE ALSO VERY HEALTHY AND NUTRITOUS, PACKED FULL OF VITAMINS. HOW COULD THIS BE FORMED WITHOUT A GOD? CAPS LOCK: …..I NEVER TOHUGH OF THAT. ???:…..WOW…. CRAPS LOCK:……HEY! I JUST GOT THE IDEA ABOUT HOW TO BREAK THE CAGE! SHIFT: WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT? CAPS LOCK: WE USE THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP! SHIFT:….OH COURSE! BUT HOW WILL WE SUMMON ENOGUH POWER? CAPS LOCK THOUGHT FOR A SECOND. CAPS LOCK: I’M GOING TO PAT YOUR BACK, SHIFT. ???: OH, GOOD IDEA! YOU MUST BE SMART! SHIFT: ALRIGHT, DON’T HOLD BACK! SHOW THEM THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP! HERE WE GO! CAPS LOCK STARTED PATTING HIS BACK. CAPS LOCK: WE ARE GOOD FRIENDS. SHIFT: YES WE ARE! HARDER CAPS LOCK! CAPS LOCK STARTED TO PAT HIS BACK HARDER. CAPS LOCK: IT’S WORKING! I CAN FEEL THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP! SHIFT: C’MON CAPS LOCK! JUST A LITTLE BIT MOOOOOOOOORE! ???: YOU CAN DO IT! I BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP TOO! CAPS LOCK STARTED TO PAT LIKE HE NEVER PATTED BEFORE. SHIFT: OW OW OW OW OW OW. CAPS LOCK: ALMOST……THEEEEERRRREEE! KA-BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM! THE CAGE EXPLODED INTO A MILLION DOESZN PIECES. CAPS LOCK, SHIFT, AND THE PRINCESS ALL FLEW INTO THE AIR. THEY CRASHED THOUGH THE CEILING OF THE CASTLE AND THERE WAS CHAOS EVERYWHERE. FINALLY AFTER A MOMENT, THEY WERE ALL BACK TO NORMAL. ???: YOU GUYS DID IT! I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT! YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST EVER! ??? GAVE A KISS TO SHIFT AND CAPS LOCK. HP FULLY RECOVERED! CAPS LOCK: AWWWW IT WAS NOTHING. ???: TANK YOU! I WILL NEVER FORGET THE TWO NICE PEOPLE WHO SAVED ME!.......WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES AGAIN? CAPS LOCK: I’M CAPS LOCK. SHIFT: I’M SHIFT! ???: NICE TO MEAT YOU, CAPS LOC KAND SHIFT. MY NAME IS…… ENTER NAME: _____________ IS ??? OK? YES. ???: MY NAME IS ???. SHIFT: WHAT A LOVELY NAME! GLAD TO MEAT YOU ???. CAPS LOCK AND SHIFT THEN TOLD ??? ABOUT THE JOURNEY THEY ARE ON. SHIFT: SO YOU HAVEN’T HAPPENED TO SEE ANY OBJECTS THAT LOOK LIKE KEYS, DO YOU? ???: WHAT, YOU MEAN THAT? ??? POINTED BEHIND THE TWO AND THEY SAW SOMETIHNG BAD. SOMETIHNG TERRIBLE .SOMETHIGN ABYSML. THEY SAW THE UNHAPPY DRAGON! UNHAPPY DRAGON: ROOOOOOOOOAR CAPS LOCK: AHHHHH! THERE’S NO WAY OUT EITHER! SHIFT: WE HAVE TO FIGHT IT! BATTLE START! CAPS LOCK USED HIS A ATTACK! IT DID 2 DAMAGE. SHIFT USED HIS A ATTACK! IT DID TWO DAMAGE. UNHAPPY DRAGON: ROOOOOOOAR! THE UNHAPPY DRAGON USED STOMP AND IT KILLED BOTH OF THEM ON IMPACT. ???: NO! MY FRIENDS! …..MY NEW FRIENDS….I’M SO SAD……I’M SO SAD THAT I’M ANGRY. I’M ANGRY! ??? USED THE ATTACK “DEATH BEAM RAY DARKNESS KILLER MASSACURE BLOOD DEATH SHOT OF HELL.” WELL THAT KINDA HURT NOW, DIDN’T IT? UNHAPPY DRAGON DIED! END BATTLE! THE DRAGON EXPLODED INTO A MILLION OF PIECES. A BRIAGHT FLASH FLEW AT EVERYONE AND THEY WERE BLINDED FOR A SECOND. THEN SILENCE. THEN NOTHING, THEN THEY SAW SOMETHING. THEN CAPS LOCK AND SHIFT WERE ALIVE AGAIN. THEN THEY SAW SOEMTHING. SHIFT: THERE IT IS! THE NEXT KEY! ???: HOORAY! WE WIN! CAPS LOCK: YAY! THE KEY WAS A CAN OF DEODERANT. ??? WHAT A STRANGE KEY THINGY. SHIFT: EVERYTHING THAT THE KEY IS MADE OF IT MADE FROM THE WIZARDS FAVORITE THINGS. IN THIS CASE, THE WIZARD LOOOOOVES DEODERANT. SO MUCH THAT THIS HAS PROBALY BEEN STUFFED UP HIS- CAPS LOCK: COUGH COUGH HACK WHEEZE SNEEZE SPAZ CHOKE VOMIT. SHIFT: YOU OK CAPS LOCK? CAPS LOCK: NO. SHIFT: OK THEN. CAPS LOCK: BUT WE GOTTHE KEY! WE ARE ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE END OF THIS JOURNEY! HOORAY! THE KEY FLEW AROUND EVERYONE AS MUSIC PLAYED. CAPS LOCK: DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE. SHIFT: LA LA LA LA. ???: AIR GUITAR. AIR GUITAR! ALL THREE: YEAH! YOU GOT ANOTHER KEY! SAVE YOU GAME? NO. AND SO, THE ORIGINAL TEAM PLUS ONE WENT OUTSIDE TO TELL THE OTHERS ON HOW THEY BEAT THE DRAGON AND GOT THE KEY FROM HIM. THEY WERE HAPPY BECAUSE OF THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP. THEY HAD A HUG, AND WENT TO BED. \| END CHAPTER \| ----------------------- CHAPTER 4: R THE NEW TEAM WHEN ONWARDDD THROUGH THE VILLAGE AND INTO THE FUN ADVENTURES THAT THEY WANTED SEE. AS HE WENT ON, CAPS LOCK THOUGHT OF WHO THE EVIL WIZARD WAS. THAT WAVY SEQUENCE THAT YOU SEE IN THOSE TV SHOWS TO SHOW SHOWS FROM THE PAST ARE SHOWN HERE. INSIDE CAPS LOCKS MIND, HE SAW A DARK SCARY CASTLE. THUNDER WAS BOMBING OVERHEAD AND THE MOON WAS MOONING BRIGHTLY. HE HEARD SCARY ORGAN MUSIC BEING PLAYED IN THE BACKGROUND. ??? WAS PLAYING IT FOR SOME REASON. SHE WAS WEARING A SEXY BLACK DRESS TOO. CAPS LOCK BLEED NOSE. CAPS LOCK ENTERED THE CASTLE AND THEN THE CASTLE SCRAMED AT HIM AND THIS WIZARD WITH A ROBE AND WIZARD HAT LAUGHED AT HIM. CAPS LOCK BEGAN TO CRY. SHIFT: CAPS LOCK! WAKE UP! HE NEEDS HIS MEDISIN! ??? THEN SHOT 2 CAPLETS OF VERAGRA DOWN CAPS LOCKS THROUGHT. IT WAS CAPS LOCKS FAVORITE MEDICINE BECAUSE IT TASTED WELL. ???: CAPS LOCK , U R K? CAPS LOCK: YES.....I THINK SO...I JUST HAD A BAD DAY DREAM FROM NOT HAVING MEDISIN. CAPS LOCK LOOKED AT ??? AGAIN. HE BLEED NOSE. SHIFT GOT CAPS LOCK A TISSUE AND THEY WENT DOWN THE ROAD TO SOMEWHERE BRIGHT. MANY DOORS WERE LOCKED FOR SOME REASON. THEY DID NOT KNOW WHY, BUT THEY LOOKED AROUND FOR A LONG TIME. SHIFT: SO, WHERE DO WE GO NOW? CAPS LOCK: MAYBE TO THE BRIGHT HOUSE OVER THERE? SHIFT: WE WENT OVER THERE 6 TIMES ALREADY. IT'S LOCKED. ???: LET'S LOOK OVER THER THEN. THIS IS THE PART OF THE GAME WHERE THE PLAYER WILL LOOK AROUND FOREVER FOR THE NEXT PLACE TO GO, AND NEVER FIND IT. THEY GO TO ALL THE PACED THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO AND FINALLY GIVE UP AND LOOK ONLINE ONLY TO FIND OUT THE NEXT PLACE WHAT SO OVIOUS THAT YOU HIT YOUR FACE. ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS TALK TO THIS GUY RIGHT AFTER THEY EXITED THE CASTLE. THE TEAM SAW A SHORT LITTLE GUY. HE LOOKED SOMEWHAT CUTE AND EDIBLE. ESC: YO BRO, THAT WAS SOME SERIOUS ** THAT YOU KNOCKED UP THERE. YOU GOTZ SKIIIIIIIIIILLS. CAPS LOCK: WHY THANK U, WHAT'S YOUR NAME. ESC: I'M ESC BRO. I'MMA DA MASTA MASTA ORF THE LOCKAS LOXKAS. ???: WAIT, I REMEMBER YOU! YOU'RE THE SAGE OF ALL THINGS RELATED TO DOORS! ESC: YEAH GIRL, THAT'S THE SHIZNIT RIGHT HERE. FOR SOME BS REASON THEM GODS DECIDED THAT THEY NEEDED TO MAKE A SAGE OF DOOR RELATED *. CAPS LOCK EYES LITE UP. CAPS LOCK: OW. CAPS LOCK THEN GOT AN IDEA. CAPS LOCK: SO IF YOU KNOW ALL THINGS RELATED TO DOORS, DO YOU ALSO KNOW ABOUT THE KEYS TO THEM. ESC: SHIIIIIIIIII, I DUNNO DAWG, I'LL TRY. ???: HE'S GOOD AT HIS G-OB. HE CAN SEE A LOT OF THINGS AN- ESC: GOT IT DOWG! BUT IT'S A BIT HARD, BRAH, SO I'MMA GONNA DO DIS THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW. SHIFT: AND WHAT'S THAT? ESC: RAPIN'. LOUD BEATS START PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND. SUDDENLY ALL FOUR OF THEM ARE IN A MUSIC VIDEO FILLED WITH MUCH MONEY, CARS, AND STRIPPERS. ESC GRIPS THE MICROPHONE. ESC: HEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY YOU SEE YO SILLY * OUTA PLACE YOU OTTA SEE THAT STUPID LOOK ON YO FACE BUT I KNOW WHATCHA WANT, I KNOW WHAT YA BLEED C'MON FELLAS, GET IN, LET'S SEE WHAT YA NEED (BREAK, GO EAT A SNACK) LEFT, TO THE LEFT LET DA LADIES SCREAM LEFT, TO THE LEFT YO NEXT PLACE IS SEEN LEFT LEFT YA'LL SEE NEW 'N' CLEAR IT'S TO DA LEFT BUT IT AIN'T RIGHT HERE, YER. CAPS LOCK STARTED DANCING WITH ??? BY DOING THE ROBOT, BEING VERY UNFITTING. SHIFT DIDN'T LIKE MUSIC, SO HE JUST WATCHED. SUDDENLY, SOMEONE GOES UP TO THE GUYS. GRASSES: WHAT'S THAT NOISE?! IT WAS THE GRASSES FROM EARLIER. GRASSES DIDN'T LIKE IT WHEN SOMEONE TOLD ABOUT THE DOORS. THEY ALSO DIDN'T LIKE MUSIC. ESC: AW BRAH, MAH PARTY CRASHED. I'MMA SPLIT. ESC THEN ESCAPED AWAY, LEAVING A TRAIL OF MONEY, CARS, AND STRIPPERS. GRASSES: GRRRRRR, YOU ARE THE PEROSN FROM EARLIER! WE WILL GIVE YOU ALL CANCER! BATTLE START GRASSES ATTACKED FIRST. GRASSES USED TOUCH! EVERYONE IN PARTY RECIVED 2 DAMAGE. SHIFT LIT A MATCH. GRASSES RECEVED 50 DAMAGE! GRASSES FAINTED! END BATTLE GRASSES: GRRRR, YOU HURT US, BUT WE'LL BE BACK! COUNT ON IT! THE GRASSES ESCAPED, SOMEHOW, LEAVING A TRAIL OF LEAVES, BUGS, AND BUTTERFLIES. SHIFT: MAN....THAT WAS A TOUCH BATTLE. IS EVERYONE OK? CAPS LOCK AND ??? BOTH NODDED, ALSO TIRED. BUT THEY MUST MOVE ON. THEY DID ASSS ESC TOLD THEM TO DO AND WENT TO THE LEFT. OH MAN, IT WAS STILL VERY PAINFUL. 2 DAMAGE. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO HAVE TWO DAMAGE LOST FORM YOU. ???: IS...IS THAT IT? THE GANG SAW A LONE HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF A PLAINE WITH NOTHING BUT DIRT. THE DOOR WAS UNLOCKED, SO THEY WENT INSIDE. INSIDE, THERE WERE ONLY TWO THINGS. A CAKE, AND A COMPUTER. THEY HAD A HUG, AND WENT TO BED. \| END CHAPTER \| (TO BE CONTINUED) Edited by PikaMario**, Jun 24 2009, 05:01 PM.	Mousse Posts: 29 Group: Members Member #18 Joined: Jun 24, 2009



Post #2 Jun 24 2009, 05:07 PM	Fear!
Is it bad I read all that?	Moose Antlers Posts: 193 Group: Admin Member #2 Joined: Jun 20, 2009



Post #3 Jun 24 2009, 05:14 PM	PikaMario
Fear! Jun 24 2009, 05:07 PM Is it bad I read all that? Not in the least, my friend.	Mousse Posts: 29 Group: Members Member #18 Joined: Jun 24, 2009



Post #4 Jun 24 2009, 07:02 PM	Fear!
PikaMario Jun 24 2009, 05:14 PM Fear! Jun 24 2009, 05:07 PM Is it bad I read all that? Not in the least, my friend. I'm really questioning if it was worth my time.	Moose Antlers Posts: 193 Group: Admin Member #2 Joined: Jun 20, 2009



Post #5 Jun 25 2009, 01:07 PM	Fear!
Bump because people should read this.	Moose Antlers Posts: 193 Group: Admin Member #2 Joined: Jun 20, 2009



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